Accept no substitutes

Scotland's Really Terrible Orchestra "has taken legal action to prevent its name being used by those who want to cash in on its really terrible reputation," as "[t]ribute acts have been formed in New York, California, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, and in Inuvik, north of the Arctic Circle," Lindsay McIntosh reports in The Times of London:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/scotland/article5786686.ece