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A sensational story in the the New York Daily News, with the requisite tabloid ingredients – sex, crime, death, a cop (supposedly) asking "who done it?" and a crazy foreign perp – plus it’s about classical music, which, as every tabloid reader knows, is weird, decadent and altogether sinister:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2007/12/30/2007-12-30_the_mad_music_conductor-2.html

Just one little problem: It happened 82 years ago.